Truths:

I like to set things on fire and eat bugs.

I most likely do not want to have sex with you.

I am in an improv comedy group called A+ Failing.

I write on my hands and play with my belly button a lot.

I am straightedge, because...drugs are poop.

Darwin eats Jesus.

Sometimes I feel like trailer trash. then I don't wear a bra and make my hair into a mullet.

I can always always make fun of myself.

I have a knife and I carry it with me everywhere. Except school.


I am a vegetarian.

I hate forwards.

Boys that look like girls are hot. Girls that look like boys are hot.

I have my own religion.

I am a biter.

I paint my shoes.

I molest the piano on occasion and can play faster than you can.

My natural hair color is blonde.

I was born with two vaginas.

Just kidding.

My natural hair color is brown.

You, your mom, and everything in between.

Alli with an I, Anatomy of a Ghost, Arizing, Auditory Aphasia, Azure Ray, Belle & Sebastian, Belmonte Academy, Bikini Kill, Bannon, Blatz, Blood Brothers, Blue October, The Bobs, Ludwig Van Beethovin, Boris BadEnuff, Bright Eyes, Buster Poindexter, Butthole Surfers, Butt Trumpet, The Buzzcocks, Crystle Method, Cursive, David Bowie, Dead Poetic, The Decemberists, Deal Victoria, Dear Whoever, Death By Sterio, Dir En Grey, DjKFX, Downpoint, Dream Theater, The Dresden Dolls, Elton John, Evergreen Terrace, Expo, The Faint, Fischerspooner, Folly, Funeral For a Friend, The Germs, The Ghost, Gravy Train!!!, The Hidden Cameras, Kaddisfly, Led Zepplin, Les Georges Leningrad, Lesbians on Ecstasy, Le Tigre, The Locusts, Loreena Mckennit, Mae, The Mae Shi, MSI, Moneen, My Chemical Romance, Natalie Imbruglia, Neotropic, Operation Ivy, Paint By Numbers, The Paper Chase, Peaches, Portishead, Punk Bunny, Rancid, Sleater-Kinney, Saves The Day, Scissor Sisters, Sex pistols, Slow Coming Day, Smashing Pumpkins, Soasin, Solex, Sondre Lerche, Sonic Youth, Tegan and Sara, The Thermals, Tom Petty, Transistor Radio, Tsunami Bomb, Tubular Bells, Twelve Tribes, The Unicorns, Xiu Xiu, Yellow, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Yes

Spirited Away, Thirteen, Blazing Saddles, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, Men in Tights, Ferris Bueler's Day Off, any movie based off an Agatha Christie book, Fern Gully, Miss Congeniality, The Incredibles, Edward Scissorhands, Sin City

Family Guy, Monk, Animal Planet, Sesame Street

I was a Teenage Fairy, Life of Pi, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Killshot, Hoot, Skinny Dip, The Raging Quiet, To Kill A Mockingbird, The Poisonwood Bible, Double Whammy, Skin Tight, Sick Puppy, Harry Potter, Speak